I’d be a jelly fish. For sure. I’d be one of those Australian box jellyfish that are the most venomous. Why you ask? The answer is simple, jellyfish get to sting people. And unlike bees and wasps, when they sting people they don’t die. They get to terrorize people, and how fun does that sound?
Or I’d be a shark. Because, though I am deathly afraid of them, they are pretty freaking awesome. Nobody messes with sharks. They are the top of the food chain. Plus, I’d have my own theme music, and I’ve always wanted that.
Or maybe I’d be a polar bear. Because they are both ferocious and cuddly at the same time, just like me. (Not to mention they are adorable.)